Monday, July 21, 2008

Katrina's birthday party full of controversy





If you think wives or girlfriends of two brothers only fight in mediocre TV shows, think again. It happens in real-life too. We discovered that Mailaika Arora Khan and Katrina Kaif cannot stand the sight of each other, and that's why Malli skipped Kat's birthday party at Olive, Bandra on July 16.

The party itself has become quite controversial. Apart from the SRK-Sallu jhagda, a lot of people are miffed at not being invited.

An actress on condition of anonymity says, "There were a lot of strange omissions.

Arjun Rampal and wife Mehr Jesia, Farhan Akhtar and wife Adhuna. Lali (David) Dhawan was invited but Salman's best buddy Sajid Nadiadwala's wife Wardha was not. Arbaaz came minus wife Malaika, although she was very much in town. Malaika's sister Amrita, who is shooting in Los Angeles for Nadiadwala's Kambakht Ishq didn't even bother wishing Katrina on her birthday!"

Even Amu's best buddy, Kareena Kapoor didn't bother to SMS or make a courtesy call to wish Kat on her birthday. In fact, the actress was upset with her sister Karisma for attending her rival's party.

A source who attended the party says, "Most actresses in B-Town are not fond of Katrina and her snooty ways. In Salman's family, his younger sister Arpita and sister-in-law Malaika never warmed up to her. Salman's parents too don't like her but suffer her for their son's sake as they feel she makes him happy."

When quizzed about her absence at Kat's party, the usually forthright Malaika doesn't deny anything but says curtly, "I was busy shooting at Film City (for Star One's Zara Nachke Dikha) and didn't have the time to attend Katrina's birthday party. In any case I wasn't aware about any party till the last minute."

An insider from the Khan family adds, "Malaika had different excuses for different people.

To some people, she said she was busy with her shoot, while she told others , that she had a fever. The truth is, she didn't want to attend the party. Hubby Arbaaz kept calling and asking her to drop in for some time but Malla stayed at home."

It is believed that Katrina made the list and asked Salman to invite people. She wanted all the industry biggies at her bash to make a statement about her power and status in the industry. But the fact remains that the industry showed up because Salman invited them.

Malaika says, "I am sorry but I can't comment on this."

Host Salman and guest Shah Rukh at Katrina Kaif's Birthday Party

Katrina Kaif's birthday at Olive Bar and Kitchen, Bandra on Wednesday brought out hidden hostilities between Salman Khan and Shah Rukh Khan out in the open.

An eyewitness at the party reveals, "Salman was already high when SRK and Gauri walked in. After downing a few more drinks, Sallu started picking on SRK." Apparently the host was upset with SRK because he turned down Sallu's request to do a guest appearance in Main Aur Mrs Khanna, which is being produced by Salman and Sohail.

Salman felt snubbed as he has always gone out of his way for SRK, whether it was appearing on KBC with girlfriend Katrina, or dancing for SRK's home production Om Shanti Om. The resentment was bubbling under the surface, and under the influence, Salman dropped the façade and began lashing out at SRK.

The Khans were sitting across each other, surrounded by a few close friends, who quickly moved away when things started getting heated. Shah Rukh, who is famous for his hot temper, didn't react to Salman's outburst initially but when the abuse continued, he began trading insult for insult. The source continues, "Sallu told SRK, 'Your show Paanchvi Paas is a big flop and now you are trying to sabotage my show. You are a matlabi insaan. You only call people when you need them, and then don't keep in touch.'

SRK not one to take name-calling lightly, told Salman, 'No one wants to watch your show, or be friends with you'. At this point, Salman told SRK to keep quiet or he would beat him up."

Shah Rukh, who often describes himself as 'Delhi Ka Goonda' laughed and told Salman, 'Tu kya marega? Tu haath toh utha, main maroonga tujhe. Woh bhi teri party main, aur tere doston ke saamne.' The two men stared at each other and would've come to blows within minutes had Gauri not intervened and told SRK that she wanted to leave. SRK allowed his wife to take his arm and the duo left the party. Salman didn't try to stop them.

Salman and Shah Rukh's first panga goes back a long way when they fought during the shooting of Chalte Chalte (2003) which was being produced by SRK. At that time, Salman was dating Aishwarya Rai who was acting in the film. A high Salman had barged on to Shah Rukh's sets to meet his girl and disrupted the shooting. An upset Shah Rukh replaced Aishwarya with Rani Mukerji. The two Khans stopped speaking to each other.

They patched up at Farah Khan's sangeet on Dec 8, 2004. Salman went up to SRK and hugged him emotionally and a truce was called.

DEKHO HAS NA DENA >......>

• A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!


• At a party, someone yelled: All married guys plz stand next to one person who has made ur life worth livinThe bartender was almost crushed to death.


• Suraj ki pahli kiran aapko Khusi de... Dusri kiran hasi de... Teesri tandurasti... Chouthi kamyabi... Bas ab aur nahi garmi lagegi. Good Day.


• Ek Gujju ka sapne mein kisi ne rape kar diya di. Next day Gujju ne apna Bank acccount band karwa diya kyon ki Bank mein likha tha: Hum aap k Sapno ko Haqeeqat mein badal denge.


• Amitabh: Mere pas Gaadi he, Banglaw hai, Bank Balance hai, tumhare paas kya hai?
Shashi: Mere paas bhi Gaadi hai, Bunglaw hai, Bank Balance hai...
Silence for few Minutes...
Amitabh: Abey to phir Maa kahana hai?


• Q: What time is it when most people go to the dentist?
A: Tooth-Hurty!


• Buffalo par baithe ek jaat koTRAFFIC police ne rok k puchha: Aap ka helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega.
Jaat: Re baawale, dhayan se dekh Neeche, 4 wheeler hai !


• Baap: Beta maine tere liye ek ladki dekhi hai, Vo Roopvati, Gunvati, or Sarasvati hai.
Beta: Lekin papa mein kisi or se pyar karta hoon or vo.. Garbhvati hai.


• Gandhigiri ki safalta ke baad, pesh hai. Messagegiri jisme aap msg kare ya na kare, ham msg bhejte rahenge, kabhi to aapko sharm aayegi. Gud Day!

• Height of Marwari Kanjusi: Looking for a second Hand Tata Nano Car.......preferably with Gas Kit!!!


HASNA MANA HAI.................

Sorry
if i hurt anyone
its just for fun



What’s the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?
Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?



Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!

Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!


Ek samay ki bat hai, Mata Lakshmi ji ka ULLU unse rooth gaya aur bola, 'Apki sab puja karte hain, mujhe koi nahin puchhta'
Lakshmi ji boli: Ab se har sal meri puja se 8-10 din pehle tumhari puja hogi. Us din Ullu puje jayenge.
Tabhi se Diwali k pehle us din ko KARWA CHAUTH keh kar manaya jata hai!



10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of
accidentsarer due to driving without drinking! Piyo Sar Utha Ke!


A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!

Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Dasto hun bapu di maniye ya chache ki?

Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kyo kehte hain?
Kyon ki agar operation theek ho gaya to... PASS varna Hamesha ke liye BYE!

Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho.
Rabri: Na ji hamka CHAND VAND mat kahiye, ye sasure America wale roj Chand pe chadte utarte rahte hai.

Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Is ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.

Kabhi ye mat socho tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja hai,
sirf yeh socho ke Use kisne bheja hoga ?



Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.


U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband &
the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.


Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.
2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi.
4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

Manmohan Singh: We are sending Indians to the moon next year!
Bush: Wow! Howc many?
Manamohan: 25 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 5 Handicapped, 5 Sports Persons, 5 Terrorist Affected, 5 Kashmiri Migrants, 9 Politicians & if possible 1 Astronnaut

In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees
& loss in paise

MAIN SHAYAR TOH NAI!!!!!!!!!!!

Collection of Shayari
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Ye dil udaas hai bahut
Ye dil udaas hai bahut koi paighaam hi likh do
tum apna naam na likho chalo gumnaam hi likh do
Meri kismat me gham-e-tanhai hai lekin
tamam umr na likho magar ek shaam hi likh do
Ye janta hoon ke umr bhar tanha mujhko rehna hai
magar pal do pal, ghadi do ghadi mera naam hi likh do
Chalo hum maan lete hain saza ke mustahiq thehre
koi inaam na likho, koi ilzaam hi likh do
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Hamare Jaise Nahi

Thaame Rakhna Haath Hamara Aise Hi
Dete Rehna Saath Zindagi Bhar Aise Hi
Yu To Milenge Zindagi Mein Chahne Wale bahut
Milenge To Bas Hamare Jaise Nahi
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Zindagi

Zindgi se hamne kabhi kucch chaha hi nahin
Chaha jise bhi kabhi paya hi nahin
Jise paya use kucch yun kho diya
Jaise zindgi me kabhi koi aaya hi nahin
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itna intzaar hai

ik baat puchte rehte hain hum,
bhagwan se fariyaad mein,
aisa kya hai unki har baat mein,
kyun aati hai bar bar woh meri yaad mein,
kya bhagwan yahi woh pyar hai,
jisko milne ke liye kiya,
hamne itna intzaar hai.
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kuchh mausam sapne lagte hain

shabnam ke katron mein kaise khiza ke rang jhalakte hain
phoolo ke chehro se kushboo ke moti bikharte hain
hawao ki rawani se aati hai sargam kar rimjhim
jab pani ke lehron se voh atkheliya karti aati hai
pairon ke kitaron mein phir thandak bansane aati hai
jab suraj se mil kar sham suneheri ho jati hai
kuch mausam sapne lagte hain kuch mausam apne lagte hain
par dost mile tum jaisa to sub mausam sache lagte hain
zindgi ki tanha lehron mein jo dosti ke moti pirote hain
voh phoolon ki traha dil ki rahon ko mehkate hain
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dil dhadakta hai usi ke liye

mana ki ham bhula nahi paate unhe ek pal ke liye
par yu roya bhi nahi jaata ek pal ke liye
mila jo yu wo milkar bichhad gaya zindgi ke liye
unhe dil se nahi lagaya jaata dillagi ke liye
mana ki ye baat har kisi ko lagti hai sacchi
par har ajnabi nahi hote jamane mein bhulane ke liye
yu to khuda se jo maanga wo paya dua mein
par har dua kahan kabul hoti hai har kisi ke liye
wo aayega na lautkar fir kabhi ye jaante hain
fir bhi dil dhadkta hai aaj bhi usi ajnabi ke liye
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Jind Jaan

Hasdi Rahe Hamesha Meri Jaan
Kar Dewaan Jind Main Ohton Kurbaan
Dekh Ke Lok Khush Ohnu Ho Jande Ne Hairaan
Ki Banke Oh Rahegi Hamesha Sadi Jind Jaan
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Dua Rab se

Dua hai us rab se kabhi tumhain dard ka ehsaas na de
Pal koi aisa na guzre jab mushkilo me ham saath na de
Kisi saans me ham tumko bhule, rab hame aisi saans na de
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Phir Yaad Aane Lage

Muddaton baad dekha unhe, Hosh kaise thikane lage
Ashq palko par aye meri aur lab thar-tharane lage
Jane kaise hawa ye chali, phool phir muskurane lage
Jinko mushkil se bhule the ham phir wahi yaad aane lage
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nazar aata hai

mujhe pata nahin kya ho jata hai,
neend aati nahin or chain kho jata hai,
phir dil bechain ho jata hai,
or khwaab kuch aisa aata hai,
ki aap ka hath hamare hathon mein,
or sar hamare kandhe pe nazar aata hai.

TEST YOUR EYES



Find the letter in 10 seconds.
If not you must be a pensioner :P




Find C ?

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Din you find C ? ; where is 6 ??


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U find them?? OK. Go on for N....

MMMMMMMMMMMMM
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MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMNMMMMM
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MMMMMMMMMMMMM
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MMMMMMMMMMMMM

This is the last. Find the Q...

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Did you find them under 10 sec.??

You have healthly eyes.

Not under 10 sec?

Relax and have a little holiday.

MANNER MANOEUVRES